But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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