I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
True strength comes from lack of pants
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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