so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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