Can i not drive my cunt home
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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He felt like a one man threesome
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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