i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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