please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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