this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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