i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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