is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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