ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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