sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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