Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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