i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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