the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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