You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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