i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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