she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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Drake has all the answers
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i believe in u and ur pee
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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