Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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