so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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