All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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