I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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