Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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