his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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