found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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