It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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