Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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