I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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