Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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