I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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