We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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