I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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