You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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