Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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