we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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