I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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