Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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