First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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