i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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