didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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