that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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