Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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