They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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