Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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