It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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