this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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