Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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