It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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