is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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