So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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