We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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